When I read Joel Spolsky’s Language Wars I didn’t know what to think of it. Was he serious? Was he looking for flame bait? Or did he simply not have a clue?

DHH is not one to back down from a challenge like this:

So Joel and friends invented their own language, which has to reasonably compile to three and a half different ones. Yes, they’re building their Serious Business Stuff application on a 1-off, closed language. So please do as I say, not as I do, dammit. And pick something mainstream and “safe”.

I swear I couldn’t make this stuff up even if I tried. Joel, you’re my new hero of irony. And as soon as you start selling those t-shirts with “Serious Business Stuff”, I got green ready to flow. Short of that, I’d take a red teddy bear with the embroidering “Someone is Going to Get Fired”.

Read the rest of DHH’s post to see the master at work.